If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.
i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.
a bug has infiltrated my bathroom
I’ve decided to name it Jim
Jim walks the not-so-red carpet
you’re a star, Jim
Jim edorses oral hygiene
Jim doesn’t even have a toothbrush
Jim is a hypocrite
Jim refuses to give me a high five
fuck you, Jim
Jim refused to pay rent
Jim has been kicked out
welcome to the real world, Jim
"Ice circles," a rare natural phenomenon that occurs in slow moving water in cold climates. They are thin and circular slabs of ice that rotate slowly in the water.
Nature how do you do this?!?!?
breaking news ne ws
the word news is broken in half
the news has been broken
broken news ne ws