if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
If you had to choose between world peace or going to Hogwarts what house would you go to?
ive been singing the ‘I will kill you in your sleep so you’d better try to try to keep awake’ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because she cant find the source of the creepy music
update: she has called the neighbor over to help her
okay so im recording my voice singing it and putting it in the air vent os it can just keep playing
okay final update: im grounded
you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me
I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I paid 20 dollars to calm down.
Sparks are igniting, flames are spreading and the Capitol wants revenge.